"I know what you’re thinking: will I do this for you?
Sorry, No. Not unless you’re a friend of mine or
you have gobs of cash. That may sound strange, but
let’s just pretend I’m Joni Mitchell: “I play
if you have the money or if you’re a friend to me…”
Tattoos are very personal, so I either need
to know you, or thousands of dollars need to lubricate
the pain of a client-gets-what-client-wants job.
Know what I mean?"

source: don't remember